Deez nuts

Best comeback in history.

1.) Hey did you see what happened to Biden?!

BIDEN DEEZ NUTS
AUDIENCE:OHHHHH

2.) Hey what’s your favorite candy?

CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH

3.) Hey did you see the CD’S I told you about?

SEE DEEZS NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

by Your mom😐 October 8, 2021

corn nut

a corn nut is somebody named Ayo , they act in a nutish way whenever they catch a attitude

stop being a corn nut Ayo

by dessodtb January 21, 2024

Sneaky nuts release

When an artist or band unexpectedly release some new music. Derived from TV comedy Angry Boys, sneaky nuts is a game where you sneakily reveal your nuts or balls whilst posing for a photo.

Hey broseph, did you check out Radiohead's sneaky nuts release last week?!

by TheGrizard October 8, 2018

Blood nut

A forbidden jiu jutsu move where you force your testicles into your opponent's face, causing their primal senses to bite them, and then the opponent will drown in the blood from your nuts.

My best friend died the other day. Someone blood nutted him.

by SILLY SAMOON January 31, 2024

Finna nut

1. Word that rhymes with Pizza Hut
2. An off brand Pizza Hut - used to not get copyrighted
3. An inside joke

Person one: I’m getting pizza from finna nut

Person two: don’t you mean Pizza Hut

Person three: dude take my moms pants off

Person four: how did I get here

by misguidedBanana March 26, 2019

Dee's Big Nuts

Deez Big Nuts is a book made by mark thunder, and is debatably the best book in the world

iTomFoolery: Story time with iTomFoolery Presents. Dee's Big Nuts
SpeedMcQueen: WHAT DUH FUCK?

by Tedstr July 11, 2025

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021