A big fat testicle. Also called balls. Most men have two of them (unless they’re eunuchs, in which case they will have none). Gay men love to suck them. The nuts fill up with hot pools of cum unless they’re emptied once in a while, preferably by a hot bottom.
I’m so gay—I absolutely adore sucking nuts. Nut-sucking is the best pass-time ever. If you haven’t ever sucked a nut, you are way too straight. Nuts are so delicious! Fucking eat those balls, man.
by GayShell November 27, 2023
A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.
Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
by GayShell January 13, 2024
To nut is when you stroke your ding dong to hard, so thousand island dressing starts flying out of you ding dong.
by Cl3v4 May 02, 2023
by ProNutter420blaezit May 31, 2016
Guy1: "Bruh i can't seem to bust a nut."
Guy2: "Maybe i can help you out ;)"
Guy1: "WHAT?"
Guy2: "Sorry what now?"
Guy2: "Maybe i can help you out ;)"
Guy1: "WHAT?"
Guy2: "Sorry what now?"
by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018
by hey my name is steve69 March 25, 2020
1. Nut, in botany, dry hard fruit that does not split open at maturity to release its single seed. ... A nut resembles an achene but develops from more than one carpel (female reproductive structure), often is larger, and has a tough woody wall. Examples of true nuts are the chestnut, hazelnut, and acorn.
2. Bustin on a bitch
2. Bustin on a bitch
by SimpleMindedSackofShit April 29, 2021