Zoink Kid

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings

“Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”

by Mahlleh February 28, 2024

Ah my kid is falling!

Another word for a slide

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?

by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021

Ussr Kid.

"ussr kid" is a word that defines a person that is addicted to the soviet union he mostly listens to its anthem and blasts it full volume in public or in a game and expects someone to bust out laughing, they are mostly retards and dumbasses that dont know history at all, they are mostly underdeveloped children and think russia as the biggest strongest nation ever, witch is cringe in my opinion they all shoud go to school but they just bang their head on the table.

omg hes such a Ussr Kid. he is listening to the shitty anthem.

the Ussr Kid. is wearing an ushanka! quick! lets make fun of him

by COOLCARYNO January 4, 2023

You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!

A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

just another kid

the sukiest band in the world. they will never get started. their drummer cant play for shit, she think she can but she aint got the props to play da game wow that was ghetto and the lead singer sounds like a dying monkey. but the guitarist is cool.

Just Another Kid will never begin

by josie October 9, 2003

foundation kid

A student from Year 10/11 that is doing Foundation Tier GCSE. A lower tier of entry for students who don't have the ability to do a better paper.

He is a foundation kid. He got grade 3 in his Maths and is doing the foundation paper.

by breadtam1234 December 14, 2023

counter kid

A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.

“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”

by Magnificat December 11, 2017