Dr. Jack Bright

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.

Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!

by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025

Jack

He is the biggest ass hole you ever see. No one really likes him we just coped with his dumb shit and in fact he was the reason his parents split up do to his ugly face not even his mother truly loved him

We call he the train rack of are life

He try to act truf but in truth he a weak little kid who dick is small then a bug I heard that it small then 1 inch from his girlfriend millie

jack is a big ass hole #Jack

by Funny dgdh January 8, 2020

Galactic jack

The action of jerking off on acid

"During my trip I had a galactic jack"
"Whoa man I heard it feels amazing!"

by I'm chad December 21, 2019

Flap Jack

Sagging tits that hang below the stomach. See your grandmother for more details

My granny has some nice flap jacks

by Fessy Monday July 7, 2016

dos-e-jacking

the act of two males locking their arms as if they were dosi-doing but then reaching over to grab their penises and masturbate

bro1: dude i totally want to jack right now
bro2: yea bro so do I
bro 1: i have an idea we should go dos-e-jacking
bro2: yea good idea here give me you're arm

then they proceed...

by little100bush April 14, 2010

Jack and Jive

To have a foursome.

"Let's have a foursome." "Are you ready to jack and jive?"

by Uchtdt September 13, 2023

people that need to collect jack

liam

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.

by waitwhatwhosthis October 28, 2018