Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.

She gave me cheese dick

by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018

Cheese Wreck

A type of guy who is whipped, even when his Girlfriend cheats on him. Some sorts of dildos are used while in intercourse.

WOW, that billy is such a cheese wreck

by Cheese Wreck April 21, 2018

Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Nacho cheese edema

A new popular trend in japanese porn where one partner inserts nacho cheese into their vagina/anus with a turkey baster and fill it to the brim. The other partner proceeds to to dip chips into the nacho cheese filled vagina/anus and consume it while calling it lunch. Other variations involve inserting a octopus with the nacho cheese into vagina/anus

Rimuru: Have you ever heard of nacho cheese edema before?
Zoob: what's that?
Rimuru: It's where one person fills there vag/ass with nacho cheese and the other person eats it and calls it lunch. Very popular in japanese porn.

Zoob: your such a degen gooner

by LordShaxx88b_p April 27, 2024

Penis Cheese

nifty the r6 teamkiller

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt

by Lord Word god October 8, 2020

cheese

very big cheese is good for ur farts

"yo why is ur fart green dude" "because i eat cheese yo"

by uuummmmmmmm September 16, 2022

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016