Ear Cheese

this gunk occassionly comes from my ear peircing hole... its like this pale yellow and smells like feet.
I like sniffing my fingers

cheese is pouring from my ears. lets call it ear cheese

by rxdytcfyvgublinm September 7, 2025

Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.

He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.

by Pastyclown May 1, 2025

Plastic Cheese

Slapping

Person 1: I just got u with plastic cheese
Person 2: OWEEEEE!!!! (due to slap on face by person 1)

by UrLocalSeagull March 4, 2023

Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards

"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"

by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024

Cheese

Cheese

Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"What?"
Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"I...I don't follow. Why are you saying Cheese?"
Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"...wha-what..."
Person B stares into Person A's eyes
What he sees is indescribable to our mortal minds
What he sees is too beautiful for our reality
What he sees is
Person B:"Cheese"
Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"Cheese"
Person A:"Cheese"

by Boredeums April 6, 2022

Kuhn cheese

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.

Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..

by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016

Jess Cheese

Moldy Swiss cheese

Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo

by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025