Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.
"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"
by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023
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Double D'er

Someone with exceptionally large breasts that are at least a size 34 DD
Dude 1: Hey man this chick asked me why people called her a Double D'er in track practice the other day. What should I tell her?
Dude 2: Just let her figure it out man it's not hard.
by #Cupcakes April 16, 2017
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Double Grub

When you accidentally order 2 meals from 2 separate restaurants. Also can be Double Grubberson, Dubberson McGrubberson, Grubble McDubblerson, Big Dubblerbob Grugski, Grubingitis, and many more.
Fuckkkkk dawgg I accidentally ordered double grub off the 50 mg

You're dumb as hell cuhster
by 1lawl October 14, 2022
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Double exposure

When a person you meet has two different ways of behaving.
/Warning! Do not confuse with 'bipolar'!/
Mark realized he was a witness of double exposure when the sweet and shy Jenna he met yesterday cussed at the waiter in front of a big crowd.
by daughterofhades February 27, 2020
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English double plugging

Where a female and male are enjoying the 69 position. The female gently polishing the males bell end, the male is flicking the females love bean whilst pounding her vagina with a vibrator set on the lowest speed. As the female starts to climax, without warning the male deep throats her causing her to gag. The male pulls out, spin 180 and as the female is gasping for air the male rams his knob up her vagina and pounds away whilst the vibrator is still inserted. (the double plugging) For an added twist as the males performing the double plugging he should flick the vibrator on to high speed.
Dave - Pete I gave Sarah a proper seeing to last night with a english double plugging.
Pete - Whats that ?
Dave - We were 69ing which was fun.. when i found her vibrator under the pillow so thought 'why not' and started working her wet with that. Man did she get a suprise when i deep throated her before spinning and double plugging her with my penis. She went wild as my penis and ball were vibrating in her then i flicked to vibrator to high speed whilst spatting my load up her.

Pete - did she enjoy it...?
Dave - Well she was climaxing whilst trying to grab a breath.. i should think so!! But who cares..i did.
by Snookered August 27, 2017
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double donkers

when a girl has massive i mean humoungus tiddies
yo look at stacy she got massive tiddies
nah she got em double donkers my guy
by baenis July 07, 2023
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Double Jeopardy

When you vomit and shit your pants at the same time.
by JigJiggly May 26, 2022
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