sex vaccuming

To clean up one's room and living area in order to impress a potential sexual partner.

Sorry dude I can't go get lunch with you today I've gotta go do some sex vaccuming.

by Three Pounds of Flax October 5, 2012

Sex fly

When in the act of fornication, usually in a porno or an outdoor setting, a fly starts to buzz around either stink hole. Just a fly trying to get drunk on some sweet stink.

As i was getting dp'ed a sex fly began to buzz around my wafting cunthole.

by Giganticus dickus February 2, 2017

sleepwalk sex

When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.

Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.

by Nirvana_Girl July 26, 2011

tentacle sex

When tentacles enter every hole in your body when having sex with a squid or octopus

I had tentacle sex the other day

by PabloIsPotatoe December 2, 2016

Sex Man

a Sex Man is a straight white male that is horrible at engaging in sexual intercourse and try’s to cover up his insecurities with the tittle Sex Man.

“I’m a Sex Man.” - Sex Man
“I think you mean ur a pussy but whatever ur weird anyways...” - Actually Sexy Man

by Piece Of Shitt January 15, 2021

sex cleanse

Abstaining in order to allow for a couple unfertilized eggs and any sti's to pass.

I can't hook up with him tonight because I'm on a sex cleanse right now.

by Michlite184 November 12, 2016

Sex story

I was walking through town and then I spotted the woman of my dreams, my gf. I invited her to my house. Soon we got drunk and undressed ourselves. She started sucking on my dick, it felt so good. Soon I sliced my fingers into her pussy. She got on top of me and started riding me making me moan.

P 1: Hey wanna hear a sex story?
P 2: yeah

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023