An extremely advanced way to greet someone, used by people who are either so smart or so stupid as to speak to each other in Shakespearian English and by people who literally change their Minecraft language settings to it. For reference, as of now, it is eighty-two percent translated for the Minecraft Launcher. WARNING: Do NOT use the LOLcat language option. No. I said no. No! I said... oh forget it.
Person 1: E.
Person 2: E. How are you doing on this fine day.
Person 1: Good. A.
Person 2: A.
Both walk away
Person 2: E. How are you doing on this fine day.
Person 1: Good. A.
Person 2: A.
Both walk away
by The top secret slang guy April 21, 2020
Get the E.mug. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by i like tiki punch March 27, 2022
Get the Emug. It what you scream when your mum or dad (most likely not your dad cause it's been 8 years and he still not back with the milk) are gone and your home alone.
Mum leaves the house..... 20 minutes later you die in cod warzone. " What the f*** the is bulls*** your so free. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
by Open the E January 14, 2021
Get the Emug. The meme refers to a deep fried image with the face of the youtuber known as markiplier photoshopped lord farquaad from shrek with the letter E
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by Watch attack on titan season 4 December 25, 2020
Get the Emug. 
E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.
As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
by gravitybomb May 16, 2008
Get the e-shamemug. by Hankscolts November 21, 2022
Get the Capt-e-tanmug.