two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

Cock Meat Sandwich

A term you’d call your friends to fuck with them or to describe a hot ass titty fuck

“Bro she gave me the cock meat sandwich of a lifetime.”
“Stfu you damn cock meat sandwich.”

by Slim_Shady0409 February 17, 2021

Crimean meatball

When you fuck a girl in her dad's car and turn on the stereo to play Broken Wings by Mr. Mister and then nut in her eye so she can't change the channel.

We borrowed her dad's squarebody broh, the FM was pre-tuned to the oldies station, and I just managed to pull off the Crimean meatball before Alone by Heart came on.

by Pork 'n' Slaw March 4, 2021

Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.

" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"

by Vostok January 18, 2021

Turkish meatball

Best balls you'll ever need getting if your on f@#king urban dictionary

Turkish meatball your stepsis

by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021

Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner

Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)

Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021