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Brown eye 

To 'brown eye'

Verb.

To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.

Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.
"Dude, Julie totally brown eyed me the other day. It was horrible."
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Mr. Brown 

The best canned coffee drink out of Thailand. It comes in a short can with the grinning visage of who appears to be the late Peter Ustinov in a white suit, drinking a cup of coffee. The short, stubby can provides just the right amount of cool, creamy coffee goodness.
I'm going down to Saigon Market to pick up some pocky and some Mr. Brown iced coffee.
Mr. Brown by the birds and trees December 18, 2007

Bobby Brown 

A guy with extreme swagger. Typically they are fresh to death. Used as a reference to someone whos got the good or sells the good.
Yo that dude is fresh right now. He has that good son. Hes that Bobby Brown.
Bobby Brown by Swisha B March 3, 2009

charlie brown 

Slang for a native of india
"oye, charlie brown; bring me some curry"

brown bone 

The aftermath of anal copulation with a partner that does not douche or use enemas.
I got a bacterial infection from Peter. He gave me brown bone.
brown bone by Yelper Eric March 5, 2008

Brown Broomstick 

A man takes a broomstick and shoves into a girl's asshole, takes it out shoves the broomstick back into his asshole, then eats the contents on the broomstick.
Did you see him brown broomstick our teacher?
Brown Broomstick by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

watkins and brown 

yo my nigga at watkins and brown supplies me with all my weed
watkins and brown by dghdfj July 12, 2006