what in the flyin blue fuck

A term for extreme shock, but trying to seem comedic at the same time.

Me: Yo, What in the flyin blue fuck! Get out my seat, cuz!

Stranger: Who the fuck even are you?

by Cubicwolf77 November 6, 2022

Blue Falcon

When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.

What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!

by FSDII October 16, 2021

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

Wobby Blue

An enormous person usually called a beach whale who's breasts are double d sized

Hey you mama is a wobby blue!

by Fat Blue Waffle May 20, 2010

Blue waffle

A google search term that has 2 meanings: actual waffles but with a blue color or a disease that cause blue sort of spots on a private part. It is also a term that was featured in videos titled: "Words that you shouldn't google".

So, I have searched the term "Blue waffle" and I regret my decision...

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 6, 2019

Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.

"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

Blue Goatee

when a guy named Jeremy wants to express his desire to blow other guys, and proclaims it by peacocking with his goatee by dying it blue to show other men he will quench your blue balls with his readily available mouth hole.

he's got the blue goatee goin. (unzip)

by defnottim July 15, 2021