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You want him in your pants

When someone you know thinks you want to to have sex with a guy.
Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.

Sarah: No, I don't!

Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.

Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.

Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.

Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!

Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!

Sarah: ...
by MzPiggy537 March 29, 2012
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I want to put some dirt in your eye

peter park wants to put some dirt in your eye.
The only reason why he wants to put dirt in your eye is because there needs to be a spiderman 4.
Bob- I gonna reboot Spiderman
Peter park- I want to put some dirt in your eye.
by Thatgaiguy October 1, 2020
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leave me in your mother

Similar to above, but means more like:
For your mother's sake, just leave me alone or, I've had enough of it, I don't care
Moyshe: "Let's go watch the soccer game"
Yankel: "Leave me in your mother, last week the game sucked"
by Ayeletke September 30, 2005
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putting your puppies in the bath

The act of squeezing your balls into the ass of a woman and the fucking her pussy with your dick. As you can imagan this is quite hard to do, just like putting to puppise in a bath tube. So that is it putting your puppies (balls) in the bath (ass).
Alex: 'That girl you went with last night a a wild rep any of it true?'

Graham: 'Yes, she loved anal and then she said to me put my balls in her ass and fuck her pussy, so I thought this is freaky but what the hell and gave it a try. Man its hard work to get your balls into a bitchs ass, they keep on wanting to pop out.'

Alex: 'So its like putting your puppies in the bath.'

Graham: 'Yep, so that rep is true my man.'
by littel jon April 12, 2007
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In your bag

Every time your ex comes around you’re always in your bag because he doesn’t want you.

You’re always in your bag when they run out of pizza.
by Sugary Peach January 3, 2018
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shit in your flowers

to cause grief or ruin a person's day.
Sorry to shit in your flowers, but I need you do this.
by Sgt Donkey April 29, 2007
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bust a cap in your ass

it means to put a bullet in a person's ass for acting like a lil bitch
Im going to bust a cap in your ass for being a bitch.
by Fidel May 9, 2004
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