The best pickup line there ever was. WARNING⚠️: Using this line will instantly make someone fall in love with you and possibly pass out. The effect that is made can never be reversed.

You: Hey, your mom told me to say hi to you.
Them: Will you marry me?

Your mom told me to say hi to you by Zuzusparkleton June 7, 2020

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your mum pegs your dad

1: The phrase used to inform an individual that ones mother partakes in the act of penetrating ones father, usually in the rectal cavity, typically using an artificial, attachable phallic object, commonly referred to as a "strap on" see: pegging

2: A typical friendly response used in online gaming, particularly the hit fps moba by blizzard known as "Overwatch" to express ones disagreement against other players, can be accentuated with the term "cunt" used directly after the phrase.

3: A phrase used to politely end an unwanted conversation with another individual.

Example 1:

Nick: Hey Jim how you going.
Jim: Did you know your mum pegs your dad?
Nick: What do you meaaaaaaan?

Example 2:

Frez: Hey man your not doing anything on widow can you please switch?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad you stupid cunt, shut up.
Frez: Now this is overwatch

Example 3:

Etho: Hey Jim , how you doin?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad cunt, don't talk to me

your mum pegs your dad by Single Muslim June 11, 2020

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You gave her your sweater. It's just polyester but you like her better. I wish i was heather

I still remember the the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me then it did on you.

Your sweater by Ihateforests August 19, 2020

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[Your name here]

your name here is so predictable paragraph full of compliments and shit written by someone who is either named that or their lover is, or maybe someone who wants to make someone's day but they don't know how to, which thanks for doing that, but there are better ways to do so.

Dumbass1: I'm gonna put my gf's name in here to tell her how much i love her!

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Dumbass2: I'm so cool bc I put my own name in here basically jerking myself off B)

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Nice but dumb person: I want to make Your name here's day. But how do i do that? Oh i know, I'll make a nice definition of them! :)

[Your name here] by Fowlcer (bored dude) October 13, 2020

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