(Aka Angelo Martinez, YOB 1994, Child preditor of Las Vegas) A man once found in your alley, smoking a vape with deformed teeth. But when given pitty and a little bit of care, this below average male transforms into a house roadent, addored by many and pitted by alot. Benieth the regualar Twitch streams of therealkreh and nonchalant demeanor and friendly comradery hides an unknown fact. Much like a shapeshifter. It may once again transform into a more dangerious being if left unoticed. He can become your regular friend, a mutual friend, or just the occational fellow you see at your game and card shops. Seemingly normal, with an unfortunate past of homelessness and struggle. A mother who didnt care, a foster system the failed, and a wrong time wrong place problem. In reality this man hides as a preditor pulling at all the heart strings you don't want to know arent true. Beath all that pittiful normalness hides the real preditor, Armando Martinez. A man of just 20 at the time, molesting a 14 year old girl, then being found guilty by the court and ordered probation and jail, but due to the reality of being nothing but a small weak man he ran. 6 years later He still preaches a fake story, but some have already found his true identity and his habits of grooming young children through role play online and if given the opportunity in life. As we know internet preditors still exist, but now they run under aliases and target the unsuspecting and naive.
by DailyTea July 25, 2021
Get the Angel Wintersmug. A female alternate version of No Nut November. Females have the challenge to go the entire season in Winter without wearing a wig.
by 90210jimmy November 1, 2022
Get the No Wig Wintermug. by NaterTC November 14, 2020
Get the Winter pussymug. by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016
Get the winter monkeymug. The antonym of "Indian Summer": the last surprise phase of winter, often accompanied by a freeze or snowfall. Usually takes place after the first bloom of spring flowers.
I was about to wax the skis and pack away the gear, but Groundhog Winter hit bringing 10 inches of fresh and we're getting a bonus weekend out on the mountain.
by Duck Lewis April 13, 2011
Get the Groundhog Wintermug. When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights
by Phatrus June 11, 2018
Get the Winter Warmermug. Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011
Get the brown Winter in your assholemug.