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Wing Woman

The friend who will stay by your side when you go out and/or dance with you while clubbing in order to keep the ugly/creepy/scary guys at bay. Unlike a Wing Man, this is not the girl who occupies the hot guy's ugly friend. Unlike women, guys have no problem ditching their friends for the hook-up (they just say, "peace out, man, I got to go tap that" and the discussion is closed). Wing Women are usually hot or at least cute so that they are easy to pass off if there happens to be a not so ugly/creepy/scary guy with whom the other woman would like to hook up. The Wing Woman position may be held simultaneously within a pair or group of women.
Good thing Evelyn was my Wing Woman or that creepy guy would have been grinding me on the dance floor.
by Nicole Masciopinto April 25, 2007
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Chocolate Wings

Taken from the mainstream aviation reference for "earning your wings" referencing the minting a new pilot. Chocolate wings refers to losing one's anal virginity.
After I bought her the 2 carat diamond engagement ring I earned my chocolate wings.
by Travis and Kathleen September 9, 2021
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Wing bitch

A term of endearment used between best friends in times of tomfoolery.
Erika, you're my wing bitch.
by Candlewax October 2, 2008
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Artem Wing

Have you seen Artem Wing from tears of themis he is so perfect!
by ChiGemok March 15, 2022
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Wing Bitch

Someone who eats chicken wings like a bitch, not using the push the meat off the bone method.
Wing Bitch: "I like eating chicken wings by simply eating the meat off the bone."

Non Wing Bitch: "That's cuz you're a Wing Bitch."
by nonwingbitch September 10, 2018
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Maroon wings

eating a girl's ass hole out while she's on her period. The mixture of red and brown is where the term derives its color designation.
bro, it was painful but I finally gor my maroon wings
by Thunderthighs25 February 25, 2015
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squirrel wings

the skin/ flab/ fat pads ... or just the back fat that hangs over a woman's bra. Especially when the bra does not fit properly usually do to unscheduled weight gain. ( Not to be confused with love-handles.)
"hey!" Shouted Jane. " My squirrel wings have shrunk almost down to nothing since I bought these better fitting sports bras!"
mugGet the squirrel wingsmug.

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