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tap wine 

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.
Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party

Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!

Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

Sexy Girl: Meow
tap wine by zizo2xo November 5, 2011
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go a wine a 

To enjoy the consumption of wine. This may sometimes include alcoholic beverages other than wine.

Phrase etymolgy: derives from the popular 2006 film "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan". Now heard more frequently in London after a 2007 comedy sketch by Jack Dee.
"Shall we go a wine a?"

"I like to go a wine a."

"I've such a hangover from last night because I go a wine a."
go a wine a by Fat_Jerry August 3, 2008

to drink white wine from the furry cup 

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fortified wine

It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.
Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.
fortified wine by Frankidunka September 9, 2011

booty wine 

cheap but tasty wine, which if cousmed in enough quantity will suddendy have women game for anal sex
"Ted finally got Caroline to give up the booty after a big bottle of booty wine last night.
booty wine by OldAge&Treachery August 7, 2007

Palm wine 

Palm Wine is a slang word for semen or cum
I whipped up some palm wine for you mom.
Palm wine by K MURDER September 24, 2009