jewish willy

To have no money, "skint"

Right big man get the pints in its your round? ...........i can't im jewish willy!

by WHITEASS August 28, 2009

Willy Dance

When no neck men blow off some steam and cause a mass Facebook humourfest.

Neil had a Willy Dance last night... 300 comments later on Facebook and no one is doing any work!

by Mike@Vault October 30, 2013

Willy Whopper

When a boy has an erection, taken from the UK name for penis (Willy), and a popular burger from Burger King (also due to the fact that Whopper is a description for something "big")

Tina was surprised to see Andy's Willy Whopper

by AwesomeSpaceRanger November 23, 2014

Willy Wonka'd

When there's only one place to sleep with many people that you lay like Charlie's grandparents from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".

"We went back to his place after the party but there were so many of us, we Willy Wonka'd".

"After the foursome, we Willy Wonka'd".

by Hannah T! February 7, 2012

freeing the willies

when a male masturbates and ejaculates. he is freeing the willies

i was real horny, and i went to the bathroom to relieve myself and my girlfriend came in and caught me freeing the willies.

by Meaux69 October 27, 2007

Moist Willy

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.

I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy

by Meadophile September 29, 2009

willy swords

This is a game were two consenting adult males will partake in the act of fencing using only their genitalia.

Alright mate fancy a game of willy swords?

by William Swords December 12, 2008