Weekend War

A drinking battle or war that brain dead northern Canadians play at their trailers.

IE:

Ted: Daron sure got owned last weekend. I heard he got so smashed he woke up in bed with his cousin, Julia.

Polar Bear: Fo shiz. That Weekend War was fuckin' fixed, though! Daron is a pussy! Good thing Julia has a penis.

by DavieHamburgers December 21, 2008

Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)

-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r

by Amziemoo May 18, 2006

dog whistle weekend

This refers to a weekend (or evening perhaps) that is so low key and lacking in events that on a volume scale it is undectable to humans...just like a dog's whistle.

Matt: How was your weekend man?
Jay: Effing horrible. Friday night my ride bailed and Saturday/Sunday I stayed in studying...my weekend was so low key only the dogs were aware.
Matt: Ahh you had a dog whistle weekend...lame.

by King Jay March 9, 2008

weezer

A bunch of guys that heard slanted & enchanted and were like "this fucking rocks" so they started a band. Weezer is a band that is ten times more popular than pavement but only about 1/10 as good. Not that there that bad (pavements just fucking amazing) they had one album that was really good, pinkerton, and one album that was probably one of the best albums of the last 20 years, the blue album, they broke up in 1996 so Rivers Cuomo could go to harvard. When they came back they fucking sucked as Rivers Cuomo totally rejects everything that made him great in the first place and makes shitty pop songs. I'm guessing he embraced that retarded Andy Warhol philosophy that "good art is good business and good business is good art"

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo wants to fuck Stephen malkmus up the ass

by indierockisawesome May 4, 2010

weezer

A band that gets by on the fact that they're uncool.

"Weezers made of uncool people. I'm uncool. OMFG WEEZER IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!! I LUV THEM!!!

by fuck_tard September 19, 2005

Weekend Retreat

An extended stay of hospitalization after getting brutally anally raped in prison.

Pedro had to take aweekend retreat after arriving at state, and it's a shame because he was almost done getting his G.E.D.

by greasychicken July 19, 2007

Usa Weekend Magazine

A piece of shit, sweatshop place to work. Disgruntled employees, a place where winos, dikes and obnoxious managers rule!

Usa Weekend is the worst magazine I have ever read, can you even call that piece of shit paper a magazine? HAHA

by Me September 29, 2003