Moon Weather

Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.

Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.

Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!

by Dat Black Guy October 15, 2022

weather patterning

Weather pattering When you destroy a woman sexually and cover her with your cum and urine

weather patterning a mill last night

by God dick January 19, 2022

Weather purgatory

When the weather is obnoxiously terrible or stagnant for an extended period of time with no change in sight.

Ugh. This weather purgatory in Sydney has been going for almost a year. When will this end?!

by epiwonk May 17, 2022

Weather mama

Weather mama is a tiktokcosplayer who cosplays pepa madrigal and she makes edits

Weather mama (jodie) is the best pepa cosplayer

by Yorak101 May 20, 2022

Guilty Weather

Dawn after a night of shit you really regret.

Walkin’ home in guilty weather

by LivelyStardust May 26, 2022

Cold weather party

A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.

This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.

After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.

by Snacks1 December 9, 2021

Queen Weather

commonly known as weather that is fit for a queen. Also associated with things or people of queen status, something or someone that is amazing.

Other commonly used terms
King weather: masculine version
Jester weather: someone or something that is dumb or silly

omg, thank you for buying me a drink! That’s so queen weather of you.

by Potatolady December 12, 2021