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Walking weather

Walking weather is nice warm yet also chilly weather. It is usually right after it rains when the temp drops at around 9pm.
I love walking weather!
Whats walking weather?
Kill yourself.
by ilovecatssssudufuifjfkf September 13, 2022
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Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz
“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024
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weather whiplash

The disorienting physical and psychological effects caused by rapid, large changes in temperatures - especially when going from warm weather freezing temperatures. The condition be experienced by an individual during air travel between locations or at the same location during major weather fronts. Those with allergies, back, joint, or other musculoskeletal disorders may experience aggravated symptoms.
Austin went from 88 degrees on Tuesday to 32 degrees on Wednesday, resulting in many people in the area suffering from weather whiplash as their bodies try to adjust.
by SynapseTX February 24, 2022
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Cold weather party

A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.

This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.
After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.
by Snacks1 December 9, 2021
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The Weather

"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather"
by 62_Cents July 25, 2021
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weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.
I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.
by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024
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Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
by Res2 November 25, 2023
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