shit weasel

Comes from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher. Humans who eat the alien virus call "byrus" grow an alien weasel in their bowles and when it gets too big it bursts out of their butt.

"Mcarthy's lower midsection was covered in blood as the shit-weasel came out"

shit weasel by Patti March 1, 2005

One-eyed Flesh Weasel 

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

One-eyed Flesh Weasel by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010

Bush weasel 

An annoying bush sniper in the game of call of duty. Someone who lacks proper skills in any other type of combat except sniping and hiding.

Damn little bush weasel got me again, if only i could see him. There he goes, Scampering like some sort of bush weasel.

Bush weasel by Skyler Clark August 17, 2008

Bum Weasel 

A term of endearment.

Awwwwh, I love you, my bum weasel!

Bum Weasel by Skorge1 June 14, 2013

bus weasel 

a dumb person who looks like a weasel

damn dude u moms a bus weasel she sure is dumb and ugly.

bus weasel by nick meyer November 16, 2007

fanny weasel 

The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.

Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.

Guy 1: Word.

fanny weasel by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009

Snitch weasel

One who does very sneaky or sly things under peoples noses goes against the moral code of society. Can be categorized by a snitch scope, beak, talons, hooves. Another word to disguise Jew to cover up for dropping those hard js. Swiper from Dora the Explorer

That little snitchweasel stole my shoes he left his snitch weasel talons on the scene of the crime.
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope

Snitch weasel by MyGute December 15, 2010