gay waffle

a male waffle that is attracted to other male waffles

that is one gay waffle

by gayylmao March 21, 2017

toff waffle

Posh persons bullshit

Rupert is spouting a load of toff waffle again

by MattW999 January 30, 2018

nerd waffle

This is an adjective, it is on the verge of jock and nerd, but also still a faggot.

Jerry gets straight A's but wears high socks, what a nerd waffle!

by Clarebear! June 17, 2012

Clobber-Waffle

A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.

He is such a Clobber-Waffle!

by Harleigh James May 7, 2020

cactus waffle

Something you can call someone when they are being a dick.

stop being such a cactus waffle Aidan and Andrew!

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022

Lunge Waffle

That one kid who thinks he knows everyword so you make up a fake word to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle.

by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016