The act of sitting a woman down with her arms stretched out to her sides, two men put their penises inside the hand and proceed with inverse pelvic movements to jack themselves off, one wins round of Kentucky tug-of-war by shooting a load across the arm and into the woman’s ear.
“Yeah I convinced my brother to let his girlfriend give me and my friend a Kentucky tug-of-war, what? Hell no I didn’t explain what it meant.”
by Casual_as_Carbon August 10, 2024
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I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.
by Timmy Neutron Squared April 29, 2016
Get the Grub and tug mug.Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.
Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.
by QuacksO August 6, 2019
Get the leg-request tug mug.This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
Get the junk tug mug.The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.
"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"
by Nathanialowl September 9, 2013
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Get the Canadian Tug mug.The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.
"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
- efficiency at its finest."
by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025
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