When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024
Get the Tallahassee Tug of War mug.The act of sitting a woman down with her arms stretched out to her sides, two men put their penises inside the hand and proceed with inverse pelvic movements to jack themselves off, one wins round of Kentucky tug-of-war by shooting a load across the arm and into the woman’s ear.
“Yeah I convinced my brother to let his girlfriend give me and my friend a Kentucky tug-of-war, what? Hell no I didn’t explain what it meant.”
by Casual_as_Carbon August 10, 2024
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I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.
by Timmy Neutron Squared April 29, 2016
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Get the Uber tug mug.Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.
Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.
by QuacksO August 6, 2019
Get the leg-request tug mug.Gay men utilise a gag reflex technique while enjoying anal sex. The receiver swallows a piece of bacon on a string, the giver pulls the string on the point of ejaculation so the receiver gags and clenches their ring piece to enhance the moment or even delay the spurt. Rarely used between heterosexual couples.
Aaron was about to cum and did the bacon tug, John crimped his ring so hard it clamped down tight on Aaron's cock.
by CountLippe February 11, 2021
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