Tommy Mott

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

Tommy trussel

Lives in krotz springs , la and fucks all his cousins at the family reunion amd drives around with daddy money and thinks his shit is better than everyone’s also known as four eyes

That dude tommy trussel is a pussy

by Ykyungsavage October 30, 2018

Tommy chat

To mildly exaggerate, amplify or alter a past chain of events or memory for the sake of re-telling the story to a wider audience

That sounds like tommy chat to me

by Jik Baloo August 28, 2018

tommy-jo

A chick who is extra, gay and extra gay.

Tommy-Jo is playing Minecraft, wearing an AC/DC shirt, looking extra.

by I’m old Greg July 30, 2020

Tommi Lalli

Tommi Lalli is probably funniest man in the world, he can make the whole room laughing. Also super tall, and scary sometimes, but aren't we all a little bit scary..? Oh yeah and he's fcking good drummer, one of the best drummers in the world i bet.

Hey, Do you know this Man named Tommi Lalli?
No I don't..
If you don't follow him on instagram in five seconds..

by simpforbc November 23, 2021

Tommy Gunned

To be double crossed or back stabbed. Helping someone on the way to success thinking they did it themselves without help.

After two long years of showing Isaac the ropes, that some of a bitch Tommy Gunned me.

by DEFKON99 October 19, 2018

tommy casanova

nigga stole my weed

That Tommy Casanova mutha fucka stole my bud

by CrackerAssMofo December 11, 2016