Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

thumb puncher

people who stick just their thumbs in their pockets or belts and leave their other fingers hanging out

Man 1: man look at that stupid thumb puncher
Man 2: i know right he looks so stupid
Man 1: what a retard

by pseudonym bitchass mofo April 17, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Shoving your thumb into a hole. To save your life or just for fun.

The 50 cal exploded and He used the ol' Kentucky Thumb to save the day.

by GN_CLB May 20, 2021

Numb Thumbs

The numb feeling you get in your thumbs when you text too much...

The patient was diagnose with chronic numb thumbs from excessive texting.

by IamTimePiece May 13, 2015

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Thumb Llama

When you insert your thumb into your partner’s rectum, and proceed to spit on them simultaneously.

“Bro I totally gave this bitch the sickest thumb llama last night”

by coqnbalz December 19, 2022

Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.

"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"

by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009