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Thomas

Thomas, an obnoxious turd.
Person: Yo, Thomas.
Thomas: *wink*
by Kyra From School May 17, 2019
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Ben Thomas

DERP SLERP HERP DURP

BOOM POWERCRYSTAL!
"My names Ben Thomas; Derp!"

"My names Ben Thomas; I have the powercrystal so fuck you!"
by nakedman12 August 31, 2011
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Thomas

The most amazing boyfriend ever. Sweet, cute, short, and my other half(: I love him. Loveeeee, Carli
I love you Thomas.
by Carli Karissa June 18, 2010
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Thomas

A person who is beautiful, handsome and is an overall sexy man with one secret..........................he has a gigantic penis. This penis has the ability to shatter women's vagina's and to bring down establishments and world order. He possesses the one ring to rule them all and he wears it on his penis. The only way to rid him of this demonic power is to chop his ferocious penis off and throw it into the fires of mordor. He likes plaid and skinny jeans and likes to discuss politics. He is the most brilliant piano player in the world and can play with his penis. Did i mention that he has a huge penis? Overall, Thomas is a great guy and battles everyday with the evil of the One Ring.
-Hey Arowyn, have you ever fucked a Thomas?
-No i haven't, but YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!
by JewHo October 14, 2011
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thoat

The preferred mount of Green Martian warriors as imagined and described by Edgar Rice Burroughs in his 1912 sci-fi classic "Princess of Mars".

"...and his mount! How can earthly words describe it! It towered ten feet at the shoulder; had four legs on either side; a broad flat tail, larger at the tip than at the root......Like its master, it was entirely devoid of hair, but was of a dark slate color and exceedingly smooth and glossy. Its belly was white, and its legs shaded from the slate of its shoulders and hips to a vived yellow at the feet."

More recent writers and filmakers have borrowed heavily from Burroughs' Mars series. Jabba's sail barge, land speeders, and everpresent swordplay in Star Wars being notable examples.
Two of these animals had fallen to me from the warriors whose metal I wore, and in a short time I could handle them as well as the native warriors........If the thoats did not respond with sufficient celerity to the telepathic instructions of their riders, they were dealt a terrific blow between the ears with the butt of a pistol.......
by Silverbullet November 14, 2006
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Thomas Newman

Revolutionary Road, Wall-E, Road to Perdition, and American Beauty are all wonderful scores composed by the great Thomas Newman.
by nevo17209 February 14, 2009
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Thomas Crapper

Thomas Crapper is supposed to be the guy who invented the flush toilet. It's not true though. You could also call someone who craps a lot 'Tommy Crapper,' or 'Sir T.-craps-a-lot.'
Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet.
by I have a crush on Charlie February 24, 2015
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