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Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.
"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."
by miminoto April 30, 2021
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National Send Thigh Pic Day

August 15th is the official National Send Thigh Pic Day. Only one thigh pic is to be sent on National Send Thigh Pic Day, but it can only be sent to whoever requests a thigh pic from you first. If multiple people request a thigh pic at once, you must send it to all of them. Happy Sending!
Kevin: Ayo can I get a thigh pic??
Elizabeth: Of course! It's National Send Thigh Pic Day after all!!
by a jeffy fan August 14, 2021
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Thigh-wrench

When someone is trapped inside a woman's extremely strong thighs. You can't get out, but you can get off.
Did you hear about Dave? He got stuck in a thigh-wrench.
Yeah man I hear those are rough.
by Corpus crispy May 20, 2016
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Thigh Brownie

Putting a brownie under your thigh so it gets warm and mushy and then feeding it to your significant other.
I fed my boyfriend a Thigh Brownie, it was hot.
by The male of class February 16, 2020
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Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
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thighs save lives

That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck
She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck
by femboyorgans March 8, 2022
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