Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!

by TristanTheFinch January 4, 2017

ankha zone

Ankha Zone is a peculiar video in which a cartoon cat is performing an unmentionable act of intimacy on a man. Ankha is an animal crossing character but in the video has been animated to have a woman’s body.

“Someone just sent me that Ankha Zone video, want to see?”

by ii.45 September 16, 2021

Hoe Zone

When a girl has A LOT of friends on Facebook, meaning she probably gets around.

Cameron: Dude I think I'm gonna go out with Julie.

Chris: Bad idea man. Have you seen how many friends she has on Facebook? Hoe zone man.

Cameron: Dodged a bullet on that one.

by Teehoe April 30, 2010

friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".

Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.

by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012

ankha zone

Pornography. It's just animated porn of Ankha covering her nipples with her arms while riding the villager in her house.

Person 1: Dude I just busted a huge fucking nut to that ankha zone shit
Person 2: lol furry

by I NUCKING HATE FIGGERS September 26, 2021

Finkel zone

alternative to friend zone

I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.

by Dallas Harding July 10, 2010

God Zoned

(1) The event of being rejected as a relationship partner for religious reasons.

(2) Being friend zoned for religious reason.

(3) being friend zoned...because jesus

bro: she said she wanted her relationships to be "biblicaly okay"

Bro 2 : dude your god zoned

by the dearly ditched August 6, 2014