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toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.
"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."
by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015
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Missisipi toaster

Sticking two pieces of toast in someones ass, cumming in it, letting it get hot and when its toasted you slap the persons ass so hard the toast shoots out
Jake: "hey Bro that missisipi toaster was lit"

James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"

Jake "yeah it was
by Thebellybuttonmaster March 14, 2025
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Toaster ec

Toaster ec is a toaster who chats on discord. hes a bit mean and cannot be loyal.
Hes also straight
and hates munkeen sometimes
Toaster ec is so cool.
Toaster ec gonna have a livestream!?!?!
by dkzjclz0 August 13, 2020
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Kittanning Toaster Lovin

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.
Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin
by Makeumybitch August 11, 2018
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Toaster

A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)
My username.

Literally Just A Toaster
by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019
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computer toaster

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017
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Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
by DehKukadoolKiide April 7, 2018
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