Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

thumb puncher

people who stick just their thumbs in their pockets or belts and leave their other fingers hanging out

Man 1: man look at that stupid thumb puncher
Man 2: i know right he looks so stupid
Man 1: what a retard

by pseudonym bitchass mofo April 17, 2021

tenor thumb

when one plays the tenor saxophone for prolonged periods of time and their right thumb engages in fucked up deformation

after just 3 months of playing tenor in the highschool band, timmy had experienced tenor thumb

TIMMY: "SWEET FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE TIPSY SHIT HAPPENED TO MY THUMB"

by bizzle the swizzle November 17, 2016

Thumb Skrimmage

The pre-cursor to a thumb war. That does not mean in fact that the thumb skrimmage can be any less intense. Or wack, for that matter.

Cara fell asleep on charlie's shoulder and they had a thumb skrimmage. BASICALLY.

by chazz jazz bro February 24, 2011

kentucky thumb

the practice of inserting your thumb into a woman’s rear, just as Kentucky Ballistics did to save his life.

“Hey Josh, did you hear Brandon Herrera gave Megan Fox the Kentucky Thumb last night?”

by Brandon Herrera May 20, 2021

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

thumb wrap

To wrap your thumbs around dat fat ass from both sides as to spread the butt cheeks before smashing

DAYUUUUMMM!!! Would love nothing more than to thumb wrap dat fat ass right now!

by Hellllooppooo May 29, 2016