Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

by Oniro September 1, 2017

Sneaky Brazilian

When you are performing oral sex on someone, you grab their pubes in your mouth, and rip them out.

She gave me a Sneaky Brazilian last night, it hurt like a bitch!

by Richleadstheway April 27, 2022

sneaky booty

When the kids are awake so mom and dad gotta get busy in the laundry room .

Yesterday I gave my son my iPad so me and his mom could slip into the laundry room for some sneaky booty .

by G-man dad ... October 29, 2019

sneaky suspicion

Misheard idiom for when you think someone is being shady af

I have a sneaky suspicion that Greig has a karaoke system in his car.

by MJFV October 5, 2022

Sneaky Fingers

Sneaky Fingers is referred to someone that uses there fingers to do un-catholic things to people, Sneaky fingers can also be referred to someone who doesn't give a fuck about rules and just does whatever they want to someone.

"damn andrew has sneaky fingers with madi"
"lol alex your never gonna use your sneaky fingers"
"alex you used your sneaky fingers with your cousin"
"yeah baby come on give me ur sneaky fingers"

by SUCKMYASAPCOCKY January 19, 2018

Quiet sneaky

Using your hand like a sock puppet without a sock and sneakily inserting it into an unsuspecting lovers butthole/vagina

Sharon loves a good quiet sneaky when she's drunk

Bro I'm really craving a quiet sneaky right now

by Quiet_sneaky June 22, 2016

Sneaky sausage

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.

Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

by Craftywanker123321 May 29, 2009