play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness
I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!
by burlybiker April 25, 2022
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play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 25, 2022
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ratio this dick

Ratio this dick
Although uncommon it Carries the same purpose of S. MY D. (Not style my do)
Or Oral.
When someone calls out Ratio. You would have the ability to call back.

Ratio this dick ________.( slur of preference)
Ex:

Friend 1: I get more twitter likes than you.

Friend 2: Ratio
Yourself: Ratio this dick femboy.
by HumanBirdy June 13, 2022
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Skin to Buck Ratio (SBR)

When selecting a prostitute, the optimal rental criteria is finding the fattest and oldest hoe with the most skin for your dollar, to maximize your investment's worth in the night.
SI Unit is meter squared per USD
Man, Jimmy is such an idiot! He picked the skinny twenty year old hooker when he had a chance to pick up that Granny Gorlock at the end of the street! He didn't pay attention to the Skin to Buck Ratio (SBR).
by seriousspam April 16, 2024
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Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.
Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect
by Bakey Jakey September 28, 2020
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word ratio

the amount of how much you text vs. how much the other person texts
this word ratio sucks. he never responds wtf
by jennykim October 24, 2017
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dirty ratio

A move where a man, usually a Bulgarian takes down his pants while doing a handstand and starting a golden shower on the other guy's head
Bro, I did a dirty ratio with your sis last night and she was mad
by Bulga July 12, 2023
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