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General Quarters

General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in
Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”

MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”
by rizzperez March 6, 2025
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Quartering A Dead Horse

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.
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Quarter Pound-Her

A daring and hunger-driven sex position where the woman is in doggy style while the man enjoys a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder mid-act. Requires expert multitasking skills and a deep appreciation for both fast food and fast moves. Bonus points if fries are involved.
“Dude, last night I was starving but still in the mood, so I hit her with the Quarter Pound-Her. Best of both worlds.”
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Like the quarter

When something reminds you of a quarter or is "like the quarter"
P1:Hey what's your body count again?
P2: 25, each
P1:what do you mean by each?
P2: 25 women, 25 children

P1:LIKE THE QUARTER!
by Suckle:twister-180 May 29, 2025
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save a fake quarter

When you emulate a shitty arcade game
Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.
by gayzad July 26, 2023
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