(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2013
by ZachMUT January 17, 2017
Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.
by NZ Gary January 13, 2010
I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.
by cherrypicker, uk June 06, 2009
by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 03, 2010
similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
by w00t_vantuckey February 12, 2008
the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
by mrcowboxers April 22, 2011