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little hands

It's believed that a man with little hands will also have a little penis. There is no correlation between the size of a man's hands or feet to his penis size.
Joe could have got so much more pussy but because of his little hands the girls steered away from him. The girls that he did hook up with got themselves a big surprise and got plugged real good.
by jimmybomm April 22, 2021
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hand batch

The act of jerking off, or being jerked off till climax.
My girlfriend whipped up a hand batch for me.
by Picklepark June 24, 2017
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hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis
Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011
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Pink Handed

Ahh son, Elin busted Tiger, Pink Handed!
by Tmoney35 December 4, 2009
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Dan Handing

A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.
Man, that Dan Handing sure is fun!

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by dhENTHUSIAST February 4, 2010
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Fanny Handed

A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.
Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help
by Okenj August 8, 2015
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hand jabba

Masturbating while being choked with a chain by a hot chick in a princess leia slave costume.
I knew by the metal thong she was wearing i was in for a hand jabba
by rhone February 22, 2013
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