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Hairy Beverly

Refers to a woman with an unusual amount of pubic hair, generally when the bush reaches above the belly button.
She was such a Hairy Beverly that I had to do a 180 when I started going Downtown!
by jwardle006 May 15, 2007
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Hairy Houdini

verb. To seduce a man with a sensual massage leading to a hot slippery reach around and a magic trick. After he is on all fours, his ass in the air in front of you and rock hard in your hand, ask him if he wants you to show him a magic trick. When he says yes, shove a huge dildo balls deep in his hairy ass and shout, "TA-DA! Who's the Bitch NOW?"
Jack was acting like a manwhore, thinking I was his bitch, until I pulled a Hairy Houdini on his ass!
by Jillikesbob December 28, 2008
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Hairy Kipper

A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.
A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".
by Busty Gus January 15, 2013
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Dick and Hairy

Dude and chick are driving in car and cut you with and you're saying "Oh Dick and Hairy"
by Bold and Beautiful November 14, 2011
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Bloody Hairy

The unfortunate event in which two heterosexual partners entangle their pubic hairs during missionary style sex. While attempting to undue the knots, one partner begins to bleed, creating a pleasuring lubricant. Both partners accidentally climax, and the female becomes pregnant.
"I forgot a condom last night, and I fucking came dude. We were victims of a Bloody Hairy
by BairyHalls April 4, 2011
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Hairy Ditch

When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.
Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.
by Bobby Cockman January 24, 2010
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The Hairy Scarecrow

A female companion who has an exessive amount of pubic hairs, and smells like horse feed. Also has no emotion or satisfaction during sexual intercourse, due to over exsessive intercourse with more than one guy at a time.
(a smelly slut)
the girl who workes at the corner of of avenue Q and Martin Luther King Blvd. Or also known as "The Hairy Scarecrow"
by Killa1992 January 27, 2010
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