hairy arse

A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"

"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"

by tony howard May 17, 2007

Hairy Houdini

verb. To seduce a man with a sensual massage leading to a hot slippery reach around and a magic trick. After he is on all fours, his ass in the air in front of you and rock hard in your hand, ask him if he wants you to show him a magic trick. When he says yes, shove a huge dildo balls deep in his hairy ass and shout, "TA-DA! Who's the Bitch NOW?"

Jack was acting like a manwhore, thinking I was his bitch, until I pulled a Hairy Houdini on his ass!

by Jillikesbob December 28, 2008

Hairy Kipper

A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.

A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".

by Busty Gus January 15, 2013

Hairy Nuggets

a man that has testicles that are like a jungle of hair

" Me and Thomas were getting it on until , I found out he had Hairy Nuggets

by TheLIngoNerd May 4, 2016

Hairy Ditch

When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.

Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.

by Bobby Cockman January 24, 2010

Bloody Hairy

The unfortunate event in which two heterosexual partners entangle their pubic hairs during missionary style sex. While attempting to undue the knots, one partner begins to bleed, creating a pleasuring lubricant. Both partners accidentally climax, and the female becomes pregnant.

"I forgot a condom last night, and I fucking came dude. We were victims of a Bloody Hairy

by BairyHalls April 4, 2011

Dick and Hairy

Man and woman

Dude and chick are driving in car and cut you with and you're saying "Oh Dick and Hairy"

by Bold and Beautiful November 14, 2011