front door pause

The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.

"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."

by Colin 100 November 2, 2013

front fart surprise

When a lady queefs for the first time.

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

Front Leaning Rest

Front Leaning Rest is the primary push up position that you attain by squatting down ,putting your hands on the floor in front of you then kicking both legs back to the tips of your toes and (HOLDING )that position indefinitely.

The Drill Sargent warned a private during PT for doing his exercises half halfheartedly then ordered him to come forward and to front leaning rest.

by IBEXXX2001 December 22, 2018

fennel on the front lawn

Making the best of an unexpected situation. Similar to water off a duck's back.

"Oh you missed your bus? Don't worry, its fennel on the front lawn."

by herbyvore February 5, 2021

Front running pig

An overly arrogant human being, some who who thinks they are above everyone else.

The guy driving that A8 over there is a front running pig

by Brotanical February 21, 2017

Front bum poo

Child birth

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!

by N8o August 20, 2013

front bum wedgie

Pulling ones undies into a wedgie at the front pubic area, particularly with the vagina. This could also be achieved by wearing a G string backwards. It can be used as a loving gesture to ones partner to get a shocking response

"hey darl check my front bum wedgie"
"hey darl bet you never seen this before" (pull a front bum wedgie"

by Bakes Galaxy January 16, 2015