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Fresh Eggs

fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism

Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.
Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”
by TVNZ October 31, 2018
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Fresh Cakes

Freshcakes to do with one’s perception of life. To be fresh asf to the point that you’re so fresh you’re dirty. Freshcakes is to be swagalicious No one wants to be or likes to be a stale cake in this world. #freshcakes
At L.O.G I have fresh cakes.
by Official_nort March 25, 2019
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dippity fresh

" damn look at my jacket , its dippity fresh! "
by A4L August 27, 2009
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Joshy Fresh

Person that sucks dick for dick not even for coke just for some straight out small ass penis
*Antonio Voice* My name is Joshy fresh and i am sucking antonios dick for straight out penis
by Theman187 December 7, 2004
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Fresh Threads

1. An up and coming clothing company that will revolutionize the industry while mocking the other major clothing outlets of today's material world.
2. A pairing of words that one cannot say many times, really fast. And if you can, you're not doing it fast enough.
3. Fresh Threads is about unity, and not conformity.
1. Whether you shop at Abercrombie, Hot Topic, or GoodWill: Fresh Threads is for you.
2. We "don't discriminate, we regulate every shade of that ass." as some dead rapper once said.
by Nathan Hess April 14, 2004
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Fresh to def

When you you get dat new whip and show it off
That car is Fresh to def.
by Fresh fo life October 27, 2009
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fresh off

Fresh off refers to the enhanced state of euphoria that one feels immeditely after smoking marijuana.
Shit, we walked into the dinner fresh off after smoking a blunt on the drive over.
by Matthew Pepe and Daniel Bone September 10, 2008
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