pity clap

Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.

He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.

by podlet October 21, 2016

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

bell clap

A bell clap is when someone brings both of their hands together onto an opponent's ears and it makes them disoriented and their ears ring, messing up their balance and equilibrium

Did you see Johnny bell clap that dude and kick him while he was down?

by WompInTheCromp April 2, 2019

Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

Verbal Clap

When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate

1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'

2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'

1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*

3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'

by Aviate January 25, 2009

computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.

Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.

by BushIsANazi September 29, 2015