octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014

clapped vagina

Old vagina

When the clapped vagina is so loose you get loat in 2 seconds

by Axell Owyhee January 26, 2018

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

Frankie claps

A very smart girl and funny and also tik tok famousshe spends her days binge watching Netflix and up at 2 am on Snapchat story with her purple led lights she loves chocolate milk and has an amazing jumper named crazy donkey lady she an amazing person and superior to many people also a basic teen

OMG who that girl with the purple led lights on
That’s Frankie claps, the basic one

by Ilovepototaos April 7, 2020

computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

Double-Clapped

Fucking an ugly person

Person 1: What did you get up to this weekend?

Person 2: I double-clapped this woman.

Person 1: Filthy bastard...

by BiggieChezz January 3, 2022

Body Clap

When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.

Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).

Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.

My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016