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maddy bryan

The most beautiful woman in the world, normally has a fat ass, is a very nice friend, always makes people happy.
Maddy Bryan makes me happy!
by samjespersen November 23, 2018
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Bryan

That one dude who’s GPA is 0.07 lower than yours
by WP1977 April 13, 2022
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Bryaning

Eating from behind while nosing a butthole
Don't take a shower tonight we're bryaning
by Cheek buster August 22, 2024
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Bryan Urlachered

To described when someone has been tackled into a severe coma...
Madden: HOLY SHIT!!! He just Bryan Urlachered the hell out of that guy!
by theMANbrad February 9, 2010
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Bryan

Bryan makes everything fun, even when things are sad. Even when he’s being a total dick, he’ll always be there for you.
Person- Wow there’s Bryan!
Person 2-Yeah, he’s so amazing, we love Bryan.
by Zahtiweidaz March 27, 2023
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Bryan Cutter

An individual so smart, profound and specialized that it serves only a single purpose: Winning.

There is not too much known about Bryan Cutter's around the world, but whoever meets one will notice their aura right away. A mixture of mythology's Adonis and billionaire Jack Ma, combined into a relentlessly winning creature. Outsmarting and outshining everyone along the way.
Person A: " Wow, what you said was actually really smart and interesting- how did you know about that?"

Person B: "Ah, just now? I think I just Bryan Cuttered it out of nowhere..."
Person A: "You are a true god!"
Person B:"Woooo!"
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
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Black Bryan

The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.
Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."
by Eiggamemevolretteb February 6, 2023
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