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Virus

A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.
"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"
by qwertyuiopasdffghjjklzxcvbnm December 6, 2021
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Sé Virus

A deadly digital virus caused by the one and only rosé it's unstoppable, your worsé with slowysé start autocorrectingsé into the sé languagsé

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Person 1: ITS AUTOCORRECTINGSÉ EVERYTHING
Person 2: Oh no... He has the Sé Virus
by Im_dyinghelp May 10, 2020
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Chesca virus

a virus of which you spell everything wrong. You get infected by reading the messages of the people who have the Chesca Virus!! however, it’s possible to not catch the Chesca Virus 🙏
Chesca virus is defined/example as - SHGKISH ISNT UR FIRSY LANGc
by Blue2.0 July 13, 2024
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BUD LIGHT VIRUS

The virus stores/companies catch if they make a woke ahh decision. Like Bud Light put Dylan Mulvaney in their commercials and cans. And Target putting woke ahh shirts for children in their stores. wtf.
Bro Target caught the BUD LIGHT VIRUS. I hope Busch Light doesn't catch it
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 30, 2023
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Virus

Westminster is FULL of viruses like the labour Party and Conservative Party
by Gaycumlover December 17, 2022
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Bog Virus

A contagious Virus that forces people to undergo countless amounts of Plastic Surgery until their faces look similar to the ones of the "Bogdanoff Twins". Once fully transformed, their only goal is to crash the stock market.
P1: "I heard that Jones cought the Bog Virus! All we can do is pray that he will recover from it soon."
P2: "I don't know man, it seems pretty strong. There's no Vaccine and the Doctors are getting infected too!"
P1: "Don't say it like that we got-" *coughing* "Dump ett."
by The Fragment June 16, 2021
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