Twitter Nap

to "nap" with a warm, comfy blanket and not to sleep but instead, tweet.

I'm tired, but I only have a couple hours til work so I'll just take a twitter nap.

by brenjadeb August 18, 2012

Twitter Argument

The most degenerate form of human interaction

"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"

by The lazy second coming of God August 8, 2022

twitter twirl

When you put a power screw driver up ones anus and jerk them off simultaneously

Pacheco was trying to twitter twirl me on the beach last night.

by The govenator plays ping pong January 21, 2014

twitter mark

a person who goes crazy for no reason. ex: KROEOABSBSLEWOWJKSJSSJSJS YOU GUYS ARE SO SO SO CITE

"MAAAUAIAOAPAPAPAPS I MISS YOUUUUUUUU SLAYYYY KWEEN"
"Holy shit she is a Twitter mark."

by ErickRowan June 7, 2018

Twitter effect

The phenomenom where people strive to lead more interesting lives for the sole purpose of having something worthy of tweeting about.

I think her volunteer work and frequent trips to Europe are a direct result of the Twitter effect.

by Werdnurd June 19, 2009

Gay Twitter

A cess pool filled with twitter gays. This is the place you'd go to get your self-esteem and body image destroyed. Elitism and superficiality is at the pinnacle of the culture of gay twitter.

Josh blasted his half naked ass on gay twitter complaining about his body to make himself more relatable for likes and retweets.

by EMPHdk October 19, 2018

#FF Twitter

Sheep tag, please follow me, I have no friends, therefore I am posting this irrelevant link to make myself feel important

OMG I just saw something really mundane #FF Twitter

by sixsidedman November 22, 2010