Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body

"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.

by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021

National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023

toweled

Another word for one who is extremely off head

Sarge: that pinga crept up on me
Mick: How are u doing?
Sarge: Im toweled

by humplehump June 8, 2007

tea toweled

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.

"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."

by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020

Towel spit

When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.

I towel spit and my name is joe

by Dr shart March 8, 2022

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room

Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.

by wutfuckery January 16, 2020