papa smurf

the ultimate pimp daddy, usually in their 40s with a beer belly.

i solicit my body and give the money to papa smurf and he takes care of me

by STEVEN THA numba one stunna February 03, 2004

Smurf

a slang term used in miami florida that can mean anything often used as a noun originally derived from a cartoon with weird blue men,the word was made by three friends now known as the foundation

Joe:''Dude i smurfed smurfette all over her smurfing face smurf''!
Phil:''No Smurfin way''!

by The Smurf King August 27, 2008

Papa Smurf

(n. v. adj. adv.) The term used when seemingly no other phrase will do the job.

Dan : So which exit are we taking?
Justin : The one we just passed
Dan : You just papa smurfed us.

by Cindy Lou-Who January 12, 2011

papa smurf

1. a true afficiando of female genitalia
2. a pimp or player of great magnitude

1. "Perhaps Pete should preside over the 3rd Annual Pittsburgh's Prettiest Poontang Pageant, he's a real papa smurf."
2. "Girl, who are you kidding? I be papa smurf up in this mutha!"

by waffle-master July 11, 2008

smurf spank

after someone makes your panties wet you remove them and hit that person in the face with them.

Amber thought she had Jasmine around her finger, until she got smurf spanked.

by BPB562 July 14, 2011

smurfed me

to recieve oral, anal, or vaginal poke-sation

me and that girl went to the car and she smurfed me

by swill killer 95 January 17, 2010

wicked smurf

"good" "great", term used to express satisfaction. Stems from misheard mc hawking lyric, "you think i'm soft just because i'm wicked smart"

hardcore rugged and raw says:
want more stuff on my arms first
LES. says:
will look wicked smurf

by tom March 01, 2005