Criag is usually a very small faggot who has a penis about 4inches. Has had sex with many animals and likes to jam out to rock music and cut his wists
by Grant Wright likes eggs April 14, 2017
Get the Craig scottmug. An episode of The Office where Michael Scott must break a promise to a bunch of kids he told that he would pay all of their college tuitions, and now that they’re graduating, he can’t actually pay for any of them. On a scale of yikes to cringe... well it’s more of a gotta blast and change my name kinda situation (cough Michael Scarn cough)
Person 1: Yo I just watched Scott’s Tots from the Office
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe
by justahoboyoudontknow July 7, 2018
Get the scott’s totsmug. A word to use when one jumps head-first out of a window to a escape a situation/event that could be nervous or unpleasant.
"Hey, do you know where Josh is? we were gonna meet up for dinner and I haven't seen him around."
*Glass shatter*
"Oh, looks like he just did a Scott Pilgrim."
*Glass shatter*
"Oh, looks like he just did a Scott Pilgrim."
by Hurricanezer September 18, 2023
Get the Scott Pilgrimmug. A local PA dude who somehow manages to know everybody. This man has big dreams of driving off into the abyss on his custom Harley. Scott claims he’s an iconic hunter, yet only has two to his name. You’ll often find him in his natural habitat: crashed on the couch, beer in hand, drifting off into the misty, distant future. Voted class stud, this fella is a local legend. Catch Scott at a local bar near you.
by Butterbaconbeer December 24, 2018
Get the scott fischermug. Guy 1: hey have you heard of Scott the woz?
Vuy 2: isn't that the really cool guy who has a lot of sex and owns sonic 2 with a line?
Vuy 2: isn't that the really cool guy who has a lot of sex and owns sonic 2 with a line?
by Zow eht ttocs May 24, 2022
Get the Scott the Wozmug. An informative & comedic YouTuber who talks about computer-game related stuff. he says “Hey All, Scott Here!” and he bought loads of cheap media shelves, a bunch of copies of FlingSmash!, 5 Wii Us, a Zeebo, milk that went rotten quickly, and American Idol on PS2 which was $2.99, of course it blew!
by NSegaXP December 2, 2022
Get the Scott The Wozmug. Type of guy to care about his eye brows, will floss them until perfect. He loves to drink orange juice in the mornin plucked from his own plant, and will typically squeeze the juice with his feet, as he specializes in feet work.
by Alic Montgomery January 1, 2021
Get the Scott Gatesmug.