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Major

he literally sell his soul to war thunder and a fuking wehraboos retarded and he have a fuking huge pet and he scared and he calling BIAWAK MAJOR,he body size is realy huge like 1 gallon of AQUA water
MAJOR- IM literally GOD OF 2A5 BC MY KD RATIO IS 2:1 AND MY CREW IS FOKING ACEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHA WEHRABOS GOES HAIL HITTTT
by NICK_gurr212 November 22, 2021
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Travel major

Two stupid ass boys that are annoying asf and are dumb whores
Travel majors are Birtrum & Justin
by Chopped cheese December 2, 2023
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Shanghai Major

Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.
P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.
by TheTrollUhate August 18, 2016
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major critter

A term for an animal that is considered cute despite being dangerous to others and/or the environment.
Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
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Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023
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Major.

secret furry code for "i want to have sexual relations with furries"
Person 1: Major.
Person 2: Dude wtf this is a public area
by Official Le Fishe August 11, 2021
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Major Dickie Head

An insult used by 5 year olds on the playground.
Go away, you major dickie head!
by Clyde_772 October 29, 2021
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