ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

One of the options that are given to Spongebob Squarepants to fill up the krabby patty shaped mobile.
by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was
Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
by Grimmarl July 7, 2025
