ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008
Get the happy mustardmug. When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022
Get the Mustard Mittmug. One of the options that are given to Spongebob Squarepants to fill up the krabby patty shaped mobile.
by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025
Get the Mustardmug. Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023
Get the Mustard & Mayo Cherry Piemug. The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
Get the hotdog and mustard pizzamug. by big Zebop November 12, 2020
Get the dijion mustard gasmug. When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was
Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point
by Grimmarl July 7, 2025
Get the Ketchup and Mustardmug.