slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
Get the Monkey Jumpermug. He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!
by austin leonard November 4, 2008
Get the monkey dumplingmug. the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011
Get the yogurt monkeymug. by Taydev January 4, 2009
Get the Clitter Monkeymug. Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's "hands" in front of them, but if someone is bending over backwards they put their hands behind them for support. It could also tie into them being spineless.
by Ragnex March 23, 2005
Get the Revo Monkeymug. by ZachMUT January 17, 2017
Get the dusted monkeymug. by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 3, 2010
Get the Nook Monkeymug.