Jackie

A nice, kind, smart and funny woman who is often quite fat. They are the most lovable and nice person you will ever meet, despite their immense weight.

Person A: Yo do you see that fat chick over there? She’s so nice…
Person B: She must be a Jackie.

by gluttony13 December 21, 2024

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Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

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JACKIE CHAN

Jackie Chan is someone who does Kung Fu, likes pandas and is really cool. He touches grass a lot, does the W, is not cringe.
Get yourself a Jackie Chan Bot.

''I just pulled a push door''
''NAH I JS PULLED JACKIE CHAN''

by notjoebatman_04 November 16, 2023

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Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

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Jacky Pollock

You want to create artwork over a woman who is a blank canvass to you. The woman may also be a beautiful piece of art, you Jacky Pollock spray all over her. Enhancing the art.

The girl I met at the gallery, I took her home and gave her the old Jacky Pollock

by Street_Justice November 17, 2023

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